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Music Review: Midnite Hellion Enter the Unknown EP

Music Review: Midnite Hellion

Enter the Unknown EP

Label: Indie


I recently was contacted by a band called Midnite Hellion hailing from Trenton, New Jersey asking me if I would mind reviewing their ep Enter the Unknown.  Well of course I don’t mind.  If I did I wouldn’t be a music reviewer now would I?

After reviewing Zamboni’s ep Sucks! The Stupid Ep I was unsure what I was going to get out of Jersey these days…after all it is the home of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and we all know how ef’ed up that is…and how metal it is too.  So should you Enter the Unknown with Midnite Hellion or be a grammar Nazi and autocorrect their name right now?  Read on!

What kind of band do we have with Midnite Hellion?  Is it a retro band?  Is it a talented band?  Is it a band on the verge of something special?  Well the answers to these questions are a traditional metal band that has good solid talent that with a little more time and experience could be a band that makes a name for themselves.

Midnite Hellion is at its core a New Wave of British Heavy Metal Band which, with bands like Holy Grail, White Wizzard, Enforcer and Skullfist and some others seem to be making some sort of comeback.

Midnight Hellion’s sound has catchy melodies, the old school sound but with a bit of modern touches in their production and a vocalist that goes between midrange growls to trying to hit the high end notes.  You have two guitarists that you will hear compliment off each other at times and songs that talk about supernatural and horror elements that some of those old NWOBHM bands would sing about.

I think Midnite Hellion have the core ingredients to maybe get them signed to a label with a few caveats.  The first is the vocalist.   The first song on the EP is 1903.   In nearly the whole song he seems to be trying to sing out of his range and it really took me out of the song.  However, the other 3 songs on the Ep he reverts to a more mid-range growl vocal style which I thought sounded amazing and helped the songs really hit and I thought he complimented  the songs really well when he did this.  He would also revert back to trying to sing high like the old NWOBHM bands would, like Praying Mantis, and it just did not work.  I’m not saying this to bash the singer anyway.

Being a singer is tough, and he may mature into singing in the high range more effectively as time goes on and I can even see where such a style would sound good in the song if implemented properly.  Can anyone remember what James Hetfield sounded like on those first Metallica albums?  Yeah.  So anything is possible.

As of right now though, I think when he sang in the mid range areas the songs were so much stronger and he reminded me a bit of Armored Saint’s John Bush.  If he can get the high range vocals down then we might have a force to reckon with here.

The only other thing is I wish the songs had a bit more “PUNCH” to their sound but overall we have good song compositions and I think with a little more time Midnite Hellion can mature and find a niche for themselves.  Which I hope they do.  I’m really interested to see what a few more years together can produce from these guys as I think they can break through and get a deal.

Keep it rocking guys.

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Music Review: Zamboni EP: Sucks! The Stupid EP

Music Review: Zamboni

EP: Sucks! The Stupid EP

Label: ?

Available: Now

SUCKS! The Stupid EP cover art


Well, what can one say when you receive an email from some guys in Jersey asking you to review their ep with the words “Sucks” and “Stupid” in the title?  You say fuck yes you’ll review it because if you’re lazy, like I am, the review has a good chance of already being written for you with a title like that.  Unfortunately, for a lazy bastard like me, it doesn’t quite suck…though there is a good dose of stupid, but in a fun way.

The opening audio track of a caller calling in to a DJ with the name “Harry Johnson” complaining about the crap band Zamboni really sets the tone for the 3 song ep.  To me it’s obvious the guys here like to have fun and really when it comes to music that’s what it’s about.

From what information I was given of the band, they are a thrash/crossover band.  Crossover to what…seems to me maybe into the punk realm a bit…due to the style of the vocals and production values.  The three songs on the album are World War Z, Slaughterhouse and a cover of D.R.I.’s ‘The Five Year Plan’.  The production value of the EP aside from the opening spoof track with the DJ and Caller are very indie sounding with questionable audio/production.  Which to me is forgivable since I am assuming we have a group of guys here getting started and it kind of goes with the punk sound/style they have.

Sucks! The Stupid EP is nice little diversion to listen to if you don’t mind the indie, do it yourself recording sound it has.  The one thing I will ding it on though is the vocals.  The singer I wished sounded a little more aggressive.  He kind of sounds almost like a New Wave Singer from the 80’s…but at least a punk band from the 80’s…but I would like to see him grow a little more into a more aggressive vocal style.  Don’t go Flock of Seagulls on us man.

Otherwise, I have to give props to the guys who seem to have fun at what they are doing and the Jerky Boy Humor they have and at least it’s good to know we have more than Snooki and The Situation coming out of Jersey these days.


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